The Peapod of Amsterdam?

Annie's back droppin bombs on ya!

Just kidding everyone! I did however want to let you know I have been so greatful for our families helper Meip, I have decided to let her be a guestwriter on my blog! I have to apologize in advance as she does not have an excellent grasp on using a macbook, or the english language but ENJOY!


Hello! Im Meip and i worked with Otto Frank at his pectin warehouse before they moved in to the "Penthouse suite" that is the top floor of this shithole. Captain Frank ended up reassigning me to the watchtower/fetching bitch department. My responsibilites include but are sure as shit not limited to:
Fetching groceries
Changing that fuckin cats litterbox
Fetching a cardboard box for Anne to sit on constantly (i dont get that one, but Otto said it will be useful later on in her life)
Make sex with Otto when hes had enough of his wife and Mr. Van Pels

Lifes a real big pain in the ass at this point. My husband is always wondering why im out and about what with all these soliders marching their faggot asses around. I believe he feels as tho im cheating on him, but in all honesty im stuck at the local waldbaums waiting for the stockboy to come back with a box of fresh off the truck Captain Crunchberries. Theyre Margots favorite, and since shes really got nothing going for her in the looks department ill stick it out for her and make her happy. I really do enjoy helping people tho, but the grocery lists for this place have been out of control as of late. Lets be QUITE FRANK here people, if you had to chase down a street vendor for a few years worth of weinerschnitzel, gefilte fish, potato latkas and rye bread you'd be just as fucking furious as i am. Its not like they are going out on the town any time soon and they wont have much to bitch at when i start dropping off Chef Burnardee in front of the bookcase.

I'll be checking in as much as possible with you guys, just as long as Anne's not dyking out on Chatroulette or whatever.

The inspiration for Peapod has left the building.

MEIP

Its So0o0o0o that time of the month

Hey everybody! So happy youve been sticking with me... things have just been so out of control in the new house that i cant even stand it!!!!!~!~!~!

So Meip had the greatest gift of all for me today! A picture of my cute little kitty Moortje!

ISNT SHE FUCKING ADORABLE?!?!?!?!

God i miss her so much, i really hope she wasnt hurt by the avalanche of marshmallows... it seemed rather intense! It does make me miss home also... especially since daddys been a little more high stress as of late... Meip has only been allowed to come late at night bc bitchboy doesnt want her getting seen by "The Bad Men" and yes for your information he makes the quotation marks when he says that. I dont understand it really though, cant people help out their jewish friends in broad daylight on the sadur? Just because we forgot a 4 year supply of lox we should be punished by this? Sorry if im keveching out a bit... but i just want to have somethin to put on my bagel in the morning!

Spending so much time with the Van Pels has been really tough getting used to as well... while i wanna swipe my "v" card at Peter and see what happens... i need for him to learn how to piss IN a toilet seat instead of ON one. I mean i understand if there isnt a light in there and thats why you cant see it... but atleast use your other senses to make up for it... cant u hear the piss hitting the cup of water and doo doo lasagna in there?

I forgot to tell you guys! Ive been listening to KNZI and they played my new favorite song! Its from Eminem and Rhianna called "Love the way you lie." Some of the lyrics really resonated, especially "Just gonna stand there and watch me burn... but thats alright because i like the way it hurts." I think those lyrics speak to my heart because if i can stick thru sitting on peters piss i can get through anything the next 3 and a half years this world will throw at me. Puberty? Bleeding Vagina? Excellent blowjob skills inherited by my grandmother? Bring it on... I can take on the fucking world!

Eat Shit Amsterdam

Anne Fucking Frank

We Have Vistors!

Annie in da ANNEX!

Hows everyone doing today? Things have been GREAT in the new house... we even got some visitors today. A very nice family by the name of the van Pels have moved in with us to share the rent costs! I have never met them before but they seem hella nice, and they seem to be acclimating to the house rules very nicely (No loud noises, only flush the toilet in the W.C. once a day ect ect).

Ive taken notice of the son, Peter, and i think he may have noticed me checking out his cute little butt because he hasnt stopped trying to talk to me all day! Too bad we arent allowed to talk when the sun is up (another one of daddys games he calls "shut the fuck up") or i may really be able to get to know him!

Peter's parents, Hermann and Auguste are absolute delights as well! They brought so much canned food its rediculous! it could last us years! Too bad tho, our helper Meip gets us all the supplies we need without even having us leave the house! I really do happen to love it here, life has been so easy and quiet :-). Shes like the Peapod of Amsterdam baby!

Well just wanted to check in with everyone, say hello and make sure that you know I havent forgotten about you!

TTYN BITCH!

Hello Everybody!

Hi! This website will detail all the "goings on" in my life as things have become QUITE hectic as of late. Plus its another reason to break out my new Macbook my parents got me for my 13th birthday. I love it so much that i even named it Kitty!

People describe me as a rather quaint individual and while i do like to keep to myself, i enjoy the company of my close family. I am of Jewish heritage and live in Amsterdam with my sister Margot, father Otto and mother Edith and we just have all moved into a NEW HOUSE! I dont know why we moved, but mommy told me that we needed to get going as quickly as possible because the deal on the house wouldnt last past tonight! My dad is quite the yenta and talked his boss into living on the top floor of his pectin manufacturing warehouse. I am really upset at the fact that i forgot my cat at the old house, but im sure the new family living there will take care of my poor Moortje! The background picture to this website shows the kitchen and living room, and as you can see space is rather tight. The front door is actually a bookcase! Its Soo0o0o0o0o trendy! Heres a picture of it!


I really like the ambiance of the place despite how small it is, but as long as i have my family its all i need! Margot can really be a cunt sometimes though, i keep telling her that mommy doesnt want her pouring milk in the Rice Krispies because the neighbors may hear us. We always have to be worried about the neighbors since daddy told us that they LOVE to taddle tale on people who create sound pollution, he calls them "The BAD men!" WHAT MEANIES!



In a building THAT big, i couldnt see how people would think we were making too much noise, but i understand that they have strict rules here.

Overall i really do love my life right now and with the new move i really feel like new opportunites for my family and I are bound to occour. Its time to put on my Breathestrip (Daddy says i snore WAYYYYY TOO LOUD for the new house) and head to bed.

Anne Frank OUTTIE!